WTF? My car window was attacked by giant sperm!!??
Look what I got for my birthday! Meet Rambo- he’s like a bad ass shark with frickin’ laser beam eyes.
When I was about 7, I ran with a chubby Armenian girl named Louise and her little sister, Anita. One day we were walking back from Carpenter’s Candy Store (Remember those?) and I was skipping gleefully along with my ardently cherished Gobstopper 2 pack in my hand. Ever so gently, I squeezed one side of the plastic wrapper to remove the blue one however, the other side accidentally burst open and my beloved yellow Gobstopper went rolling down the street. With all the speed she could muster up- an arresting and unsettling image of her physical struggle to outrun the Gobstopper as it rolled downhill, Louise ultimately caught up and proceeded to pop it into her mouth- at which point I pinned her to the sidewalk and literally pried her jaws open dislodging my delicious everlasting sugar ball from the hairy candy thief.
I feel really bad about this and wish I could apologize :(
I just gave my blind cat a ball of wrapping paper to swat and play with. Little did I know she’d spend an hour trying to unwrap an empty gift and eventually yell “you suck!” from her lair.
If you’re referring to the story of losing my daughter, Adriana recently, than yes, that is about me. And her. And thank you for sharing. Happy to hear he made it :)
Never giving up!