January 2012
7 posts
They should just flag The Jets for delaying the inevitable.
Reflections on 2011:
Did I express love this year, real love? The kind of love that doesn’t announce itself in flashy circumstances or structured conditions - but an authentic, quiet, internal love? The kind of love that bubbles to the surface when I gaze at another with understanding, a love that places me in their shoes, granting freedom from judgment and deepening my compassion? A philanthropic love...
Photo: I’m throwing a New Years party. I will walk around with this and hand it to anyone who crop-dusts my… http://t.co/HkRYPk3i
December 2011
17 posts
2 tags
Little Known Fact: The song “Muskrat Love” was about a gerbil
Photo: May the peace of this holiday season be with you & yours always and may the knowledge of knowing… http://t.co/HhxKiqCE
Merry, Happy, Healthy, Love to All of You!
Him: “It’s colder than a witch’s titty”
Me: “Feels like foreplay with your x-wife?”
Photo: Why can’t the world be more like this bread basket? Brown bread & crackers living harmoniously in the… http://t.co/YPoGqOaN
My superpower is opening beer bottles with my sphincter.
Is Santa from Wisconsin?
Photo: Stiff peaks http://t.co/REbqf8Ws
Photo: Onion soup gruyere gratinée swirled with port ..rustic sliced crusty bread with roasted garlic…. http://t.co/IckooTlx
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to kill a spider.
November 2011
13 posts
1 tag
My boob itches. Someone named Bronski must be thinking about me
The latest trend in San Fran is black men marrying Asian women. My suspicion is in 16 years they’ll have a big problem with stolen abacus’
Photo: Saw this in a gallery in the underground art scene in San Francisco today. I think it’s the symbol… http://t.co/hmOBxVve
Photoset: IT’S ALL ABOUT THE JOBS! http://t.co/BS8fTyns
She must’ve discovered he’s not really black. #kimkardashian
October 2011
16 posts
I predict the end of Harold Camping is near.
Went to a “Japanese Tacos & Mexican Sushi” place in the city this weekend. They stole my car and gave it back to me with better gas mileage.
Taken the lead at Occupy Wall Street & decided to occupy a bar stool at Toad Hall instead w a pale ale. Not leaving. http://t.co/8wyx0nny
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Photo: I guess if you eat enough frozen carrots, your steamer will be a healthy color :/ http://t.co/sDaqvTPW
Steve Woznak left Apple because auto-correct kept spelling his name “WAAAAAAZZZZUPP!?”
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Thanks for the gut check, Steve Jobs. Bet you would have traded all the money in the world for one more day :(
The secret ingredient in my protein shakes is salt.
A redneck makes a comment related to Hitler which causes ESPN to react. Funny thing is, not one Jew has ever heard of Hank Williams or ESPN.
All the dogs at day care pay my dog for protection from the cats they live with.
al-Wahayshi ! al-Awlaki ! Hassenpfeffer Incorporated!