ROUGH-AND-TUMBLR

Apr 15

WTF? My car window was attacked by giant sperm!!??

WTF? My car window was attacked by giant sperm!!??

Apr 09

Only a Matter of Time…

Only a Matter of Time…

Mar 31

Happy Easter from South Florida to all you Good Eggs out there! XO

Happy Easter from South Florida to all you Good Eggs out there! XO

Mar 16

Mar 14

Look what I got for my birthday! Meet Rambo- he’s like a bad ass shark with frickin’ laser beam eyes.

Look what I got for my birthday! Meet Rambo- he’s like a bad ass shark with frickin’ laser beam eyes.

Mar 04

When I was about 7, I ran with a chubby Armenian girl named Louise and her little sister, Anita. One day we were walking back from Carpenter’s Candy Store (Remember those?) and I was skipping gleefully along with my ardently cherished Gobstopper 2 pack in my hand. Ever so gently, I squeezed one side of the plastic wrapper to remove the blue one however, the other side accidentally burst open and my beloved yellow Gobstopper went rolling down the street. With all the speed she could muster up- an arresting and unsettling image of her physical struggle to outrun the Gobstopper as it rolled downhill, Louise ultimately caught up and proceeded to pop it into her mouth- at which point I pinned her to the sidewalk and literally pried her jaws open dislodging my delicious everlasting sugar ball from the hairy candy thief. 

 I feel really bad about this and wish I could apologize :(

When I was about 7, I ran with a chubby Armenian girl named Louise and her little sister, Anita. One day we were walking back from Carpenter’s Candy Store (Remember those?) and I was skipping gleefully along with my ardently cherished Gobstopper 2 pack in my hand. Ever so gently, I squeezed one side of the plastic wrapper to remove the blue one however, the other side accidentally burst open and my beloved yellow Gobstopper went rolling down the street. With all the speed she could muster up- an arresting and unsettling image of her physical struggle to outrun the Gobstopper as it rolled downhill, Louise ultimately caught up and proceeded to pop it into her mouth- at which point I pinned her to the sidewalk and literally pried her jaws open dislodging my delicious everlasting sugar ball from the hairy candy thief.

I feel really bad about this and wish I could apologize :(

Feb 16

I just gave my blind cat a ball of wrapping paper to swat and play with. Little did I know she’d spend an hour trying to unwrap an empty gift and eventually yell “you suck!” from her lair.

I just gave my blind cat a ball of wrapping paper to swat and play with. Little did I know she’d spend an hour trying to unwrap an empty gift and eventually yell “you suck!” from her lair.

Feb 05

Mmmmmmm…sounds delicious. 

Does it come with a tic tac?

Mmmmmmm…sounds delicious.

Does it come with a tic tac?

Feb 03

Super Bowl Spooning

Super Bowl Spooning

Jan 05

50dates said: Trotter, I almost lost a son several years ago. If that story is about you...well, I'm glad your came through the experience whole, if not stronger. Take care...

If you’re referring to the story of losing my daughter, Adriana recently, than yes, that is about me. And her. And thank you for sharing. Happy to hear he made it :)

Never giving up!